One day, an Asian man, an American man, and Sung Hi Lee were on a
train. Along the ride, there was a short but dark tunnel. When they
entered the tunnel, a kissing sound, then a slapping sound was heard.

Once outside, everyone could see a large red mark on the American's
face. Sung Hi Lee thought, "That American probably tried to kiss me,
but accidentally kissed the Asian, and he slapped him."

The American thought, "The Asian tried to kiss Sung Hi Lee, and
she tried to slap him, but accidentally slapped me."

Now, the Asian thought, "That was great! Next ride, I'll kiss Sung Hi Lee
again, and slap the American!"